[Classroom ambience: chairs scraping, someone coughs. A single note—low E string, sustained. Professor voice, dry, close, slightly tired],[Professor: Spoken Word] "Welcome to Punk Rock 101. Before we begin, a few announcements: —Yes, you can still be punk and have a 401k. —No, we don't know what happened to the Sex Pistols' royalties either. —And yes, the final exam is loud. Now. Pick up your guitar. Put your fingers here. Here. And here. And..." [Interlude + the riff (Single distorted guitar, medium gain. Plays the most basic power chord riff imaginable. Open E, fifth fret A, seventh fret A. Simple. Perfect. Drums kick in—kick on 1 and 3, snare on 2 and 4. Bass plays root notes, locked to guitar)],[Riff plays twice:] [Verse 1] One finger on the low E string Second finger, two frets down, that's the thing Third finger stretches, now you've got the shape Root and fifth is all it takes to escape They'll tell you need a degree, need theory, need to read They'll tell you that your songs are dumb, you don't know what you need But three notes changed the world in 1976 And three notes are about to do the same thing right here, right now, right in this [Pre-Chorus] Room, so listen close This isn't rocket science, this is playing what you feel most The anger, the boredom, the wanting to scream Put it in the space between the root and the fifth, it seems [Chorus] This is the power chord, this is the sound Three notes max, no more allowed This is the power chord, this is the fight Play it too loud and you're doing it right This is the power chord, this is the truth The first thing you learn and the last thing you lose This is the power chord, simple and pure Everything you need and nothing more [Verse 2] The Ramones played one shape, just moved it up and down Johnny Ramone stood like a statue, never left his town The Clash added politics, Joe Strummer learned to sneer But underneath the anger was the same chord you hear Right here, right now, your fingers on the fret The same shape that terrified the parents when they met The same shape that built a thousand basements, clubs, and dives The same shape that kept a million angry kids alive [Pre-Chorus] So barre chords can wait, theory can too The only thing that matters right now is you And the amp, and the cable, and the gain at ten Hit it once and start again [Chorus] This is the power chord, this is the sound Three notes max, no more allowed This is the power chord, this is the fight Play it too loud and you're doing it right This is the power chord, this is the truth The first thing you learn and the last thing you lose This is the power chord, simple and pure Everything you need and nothing more [Bridge + Breakdown: (Music drops to just bass and drums. Bass plays the root notes slowly. Drums play kick and rim clicks only. Professor voice, instructional)],[Professor: spoken word] "Now watch. Move the shape up two frets. Same fingers. Same shape. Different note. That's a new chord. Move it again. New chord. Move it again. You're not playing music yet. You're just moving shapes. But keep moving them fast enough, in the right order, and..." [Band explodes back in at full volume] [Punk Section] ...you're a punk rock band! Move it up, move it down, move it across the land The shape never changes, just the place your fingers land The Ramones built a legacy on this simple plan So practice until your fingers bleed, until your hand goes numb Until your roommates bang the walls, until the landlord comes Because the power chord is patient, it will wait for you to learn That three notes played with feeling is the only thing you'll ever need to earn [Final Chorus] This is the power chord, this is the sound Three notes max, no more allowed This is the power chord, this is the fight Play it too loud and you're doing it right This is the power chord, this is the truth The first thing you learn and the last thing you lose This is the power chord, simple and pure Everything you need and nothing more [Outro: (Band strips away. Drums out. Bass out. Single guitar plays the opening riff, slower now, letting notes ring)],[Professor: spoken word:] "Root. Fifth. Root. That's it. That's the whole semester. Everything else is just moving it around. Class dismissed— *Practice!*"