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Troll Patrol: Ban-Hammer Fuckfest

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[Intro: JJ (gravelly, old-school smoker rasp)] [lighter flick] Yo P-P-Pebbs, pass the fucking Dew I smell globe-head sh-sh-shills, what else is new? Ban hammer swingin', [cough glitch] here we go again— Fuck, muted [mute glitch] myself—goddamn it, man! [Build-Up 1: Pebbs (fast-talking valley girl)] Oh my g-g-god JJ, stop puffin' that smoke Another globe-head clown talkin' shit like a joke Screenshot savin', c-c-creepin' real fast JJ swingin' hammers, banning his own dumb ass! [Drop 1: JJ (gravelly smoker rasp)] Banned another fucker, [bass glitch drop] what you gon' do? Smokin' three packs deep, drownin' in Mountain Dew Ban first, never ask—fuckin' ban spree! Almost muted Vlad—shit, wasn't me! [Verse 1: Pebbs (fast-talking valley girl)] JJ thinks he's smart—fuckin' brain like a rock Tattletale queen, receipts tick-tock Screenshot your lies, bitch, your cover's blown Hall-monitor savage—Foundry's danger zone [Pre-Drop 2: JJ (gravelly smoker rasp)] Hold up Pebbs, another sh-sh-shill detected Ban finger glitchy [glitch twitch], judgment defective Paranoid, me? Fuckin' right, maybe true Pebbs, help me out—I banned half the crew [Drop 2: Pebbs & JJ (duet, glitchy bass wobble)] Troll Patrol, droppin' h-h-hammers fuckin' heavy! Banning globe-head bitches like confetti Oops, banned a mod—JJ, you're fucked for life Papa Vlad's glaring—JJ hide your wife! [Bridge: Pebbs (fast-talking valley girl)] Bible sass cocked, got receipts galore Foundry's fucked, JJ spilled Dew on the floor Ban-happy dumbass, always makin' a mess God help us all, JJ's under stress [Build-Up 3: JJ (gravelly smoker rasp)] Pebbs, hold my beer—sh-sh-shit's gettin' real Ban-finger itchy, globe shills should kneel Accidental bans? [glitch laugh] Fuck yeah, a few Papa Vlad immune—goddamn lucky too! [Final Drop: Pebbs & JJ (duet, dubstep chaos)] We Troll Patrol, guardians dumb as fuck Swingin' ban hammers, globe-heads shit outta luck Foundry represent, [bass stutter glitch] Vlad, we salute JJ droppin' hammers—Pebbs, cute with attitude [Outro: JJ (gravelly smoker rasp)] [lighter flick, cough glitch fade-out] P-P-Pebbs, pass another fuckin' Dew Voice shot to hell, banning fuckers, it's true Hammer still swingin', trolls fuckin' fleein' fast Muted my ass again, Vlad's gonna beat my ass!