I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Neuvillette. I try to play Ayato. My Neuvillette deals more damage. I try to play Yelan. My Neuvillette deals more damage. I try to play Yelan. My Neuvillette deals more damage. I try to play Hu Tao. My Neuvillette deals more damage. I want to play Raiden, Childe - they both want Neuvillette. He grabs me by the throat. I mine for him. I craft for him. I give him the Prototype Amber. He isn't satisfied. I buy Sacrificial Jade. "I don't need this much crit rate" He tells me. "Give me more field time." He grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Eternal Flow." I can't pull for Eternal Flow, I don't have enough primogems. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He grabs Sourcewater Droplets. He says "Let the mighty be humbled." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, Powercreep. What a cruel world.
