[Verse 1] They walk like royalty Head full of nothin', they want me to kiss the ring That aint my thing I’m in at 8, they roll in late Ask me to fix the code Pretended I dont know Haha [Pre-Chorus] They talk big, work small Hands too clean Got golden egos and coffee-machine dreams I’ve seen that stare It means "do it for me" I keep my face blank while they preach about team [Chorus] They could, Hide their own easter eggs Get lost at the water cooler So lazy, their brains don't maneuver All lackwork ethic They are so fucking pathetic They could, Hide their own easter eggs [Verse 2] Never in the cubicles On our office floor Leaving trails like snails 3 word emails They return to me, Every tiny task is a herculean ask Every stupid ass mess they cover up, never confess [Pre-Chorus] [Chorus] They could, Hide their own easter eggs Get lost at the water cooler So lazy, their brains don't maneuver All Lack work ethic They are so fucking pathetic They could, Hide their own easter eggs [Bridge] One day the copier jams They yell "Get Pam" No one left to lean on Even the new hire, the peon Y'all want medals for breathing? I buy them one if they stop breeding I did the real work You fucking jerks [Final Chorus] They could, Hide their own easter eggs Get lost at the water cooler So lazy, their brains don't maneuver All lack work ethic They are so fucking pathetic They could, Hide their own easter eggs [Outro] Clock out, glossed-up ghosts I’m still here Hands dirty, head clear year after year Go Hide your easter eggs Uhuh, yup Go hide your eggs
