[Verse] There once was a wizard named Viagra Spells He was handsome and charismatic as hell He had a large hat and he wore a large coat And he cast his spell on everything that floats [Verse] The wizard would stand on the side of the street In a small circle of concrete The wizard would tell a crowd to gather 'round And he would play the most magical sounds [Chorus] The wizard would tell all the crowd to lie down And the ground would turn into clouds The wizard would cast his spell over the crowd And they'd start to rise up off the ground [Verse] The crowd would then lift into the sky And then they'd start to drift away into the night And Viagra Spells would say "Goodbye" Then he'd pack up his stuff and fly [Verse] There once was a wizard named Viagra Spells He was handsome and charismatic as hell He had a large hat and he wore a large coat And he cast his spell on everything that floats [Bridge] There once was a wizard named Viagra Spells He was handsome and charismatic as hell He had a large hat and he wore a large coat And he cast his spell on everything that floats
