Brutal!... Let's demolish in the heart of the Victorian Quarter And build a brutal carpark (their words) Let's then spaffin' (I mean, spend) by investing) in plans to build a monstrosity in it's place (after we've knocked down that car park) Sorry... the last lot said we could afford it but we have no money... But worry not. we're the new old lot and we're gonna build a new monstrosity (so it's all ok... trust us) Of course, we need more spaffin' (you expected that, right?) First we'll need to knock down another car park Then replace it with a temporary carpark Then scrap the first temporary carpark And pinch the money from another project (we promised 5 years ago) Are you keepin' up... no? Me neither (aaggghhh) [chorus saxophones] Sorry... the last lot said we could afford it but we have no money... But worry not. we're the new old lot and we're gonna build a new monstrosity (so it's all ok... trust us) Of course, we need more spaffin' (you expected that, right?) Spoil (even more) the tourist Victorian Quarter? A monstrosity that doesn't fit... Who cares? Aaaggghhh who cares? I'm cross... any... ways I'm cross... any... ways I'm cross... any... ways I'm cross... any... ways Just say Crossways
