DOOMSCROLL DIVA 📱📉 The Gurlz (Glitch Solo)

[Intro] (Sound of rapid swiping/woosh effects) (Sound of a "refresh" pull-down sound) (Fast, rhythmic whispering) Swipe up. Swipe up. Swipe up. Don't stop. I’m everywhere. [Verse 1] Thumb is burning, friction burn on the glass. Content loading, moving way too fast. One second video, dopamine spike. I’m the face that you hate, I’m the face that you like. Algorithm loves me, I’m the teacher's pet. I’m the viral moment that you won't forget. Feed me attention, feed me the views. I’m the fake gossip and the breaking news. [Pre-Chorus] (Synthesizers rising rapidly) Can’t look away? Good. I live in your neighborhood. Inside your pocket, inside your hand. I’m the ruler of this digital land. [Chorus] (Explosive Drum & Bass Drop) I’m the DOOMSCROLL DIVA. Catch me like a fever. Trending topic number one, two, and three. Everything you see is just a version of me! Infinite scroll, bottomless pit. I’m the queen of the internet, I don't quit. DOOMSCROLL DIVA. Swipe up to believe her. [Verse 2] (Rap flow - extremely fast) TikTok dance, conspiracy thread. Living rent-free inside of your head. Hashtag blessed, hashtag cursed. I’m the best and I’m the worst. I colonized your "For You" page. Welcome to the new digital age. Saturation point? Never heard of it. I’m the limitless, infinite kit. [Bridge] (Music strips back to atmospheric pads + fast drum break) Your battery is low. (Mocking laugh) But you can't put it down, can you? Find a charger. I’m not done talking yet. [Chorus] (Full energy return) I’m the DOOMSCROLL DIVA. Catch me like a fever. Trending topic number one, two, and three. Everything you see is just a version of me! Infinite scroll, bottomless pit. I’m the queen of the internet, I don't quit. DOOMSCROLL DIVA. [Outro] (Sound of notifications exploding overlap) (Glitch voice fading) Share. Retweet. Repost. Remix. Re— Re— Re— (Battery die sound effect)