[Intro - Dr Grievance] Gravel & Dust Domestic Disturbance "Do you need a bag?" ...fuck [Hook] Bag for life, left it at home again Standing at the checkout, here we go again Bag for life, gotta buy another one Sixty pence gone, damage done Bag for life, got a pile back at the house Fifty fucking bags and I still go without Bag for life? Nah, bag for one trip Keep forgetting, this is bullshit [Verse 1 - Big Niggle] B-I-G N-I-DOUBLE-G-L-E Standing in the car park, tragedy Hand on the trolley, ready to shop Then it hits me—my heart drops The bags are at home, under the sink Sitting in a pile, what do you think? I bought them shits to save the planet Now I gotta buy more, I can't stand it Walk of shame to the checkout lane "Do you need a bag?" — here comes the pain Sixty p for the big one, twenty for small Fuck it, give me two, I'll take 'em all Now I'm walking to the car, bags in hand Adding to the collection, this wasn't planned Bag for LIFE, that's what they said But the life of the bag is under my sink, dead [Hook] Bag for life, left it at home again Standing at the checkout, here we go again Bag for life, gotta buy another one Sixty pence gone, damage done Bag for life, got a pile back at the house Fifty fucking bags and I still go without Bag for life? Nah, bag for one trip Keep forgetting, this is bullshit [Verse 2 - Lil Setback] Lil biddy setback, I'M SICK OF THIS Every single week it's the same shit I put them by the door so I don't forget Get to Tesco, bags aren't there yet Left them in the kitchen, left them in the hall Left them in the car—nah, not at all The boot's got nothing but a spare tyre My bag situation's getting dire Seventy-three bags under the sink, I counted Every trip to the shop the number's mounted That's forty quid in bags throughout the year For something that should last my whole career "Bag for life" is a fucking lie 'Cause I buy a new one every time They should call it "bag for this trip only" Walking home with my shopping, looking lonely Planet's dying 'cause I can't remember Been doing this shit since last September I'm a environmental disaster Gotta get my bag game moving faster [Hook] Bag for life, left it at home again Standing at the checkout, here we go again Bag for life, gotta buy another one Sixty pence gone, damage done Bag for life, got a pile back at the house Fifty fucking bags and I still go without Bag for life? Nah, bag for one trip Keep forgetting, this is bullshit [Outro - Dr Grievance] Check the boot... check the door... check under the sink Domestic Disturbance Gravel & Dust
