[Verse 1] You walked in with that crooked smile Plastic duck on your martini glass Olive stuck on the skewer sideways Said, “Is it bad I drink this fast?” (hey) [Chorus] Guess I’m lucky in love at the Pond Martini Bar Winning big off a rubber duck jar You said, “Pick one,” I pulled out “star” Now we’re kissing by the bathroom snack cart Lucky in love at the Pond Martini Bar You’re my socks-with-sandals five-star If this is how low standards are Keep me drunk on you and the duck décor (oh yeah) [Verse 2] We’re two drinks past respectable You’re doing quacks between each sip Bartender’s carving swans in napkins I’m convinced this is a scholarship [Chorus] Guess I’m lucky in love at the Pond Martini Bar Winning big off a rubber duck jar You said, “Pick one,” I pulled out “star” Now we’re dancing by the broken jukebox Lucky in love at the Pond Martini Bar You’re my glitter-coated postcard If romance has a home so bizarre It’s this neon swamp and your tipsy heart (hey) [Bridge] [Music drops to clumsy handclaps and bass walk] If we make it past last call And the ducks all float away Promise me when mornings hurt You’ll still quack my name [Chorus] ‘Cause I’m lucky in love at the Pond Martini Bar Winning big off a rubber duck jar You said, “Pick one,” I pulled out “star” Now we’re planning how to steal the tip jar Lucky in love at the Pond Martini Bar If we get married it’s not that far Just need vows and a rental car And a fountain full of ducks in a hotel yard (oh yeah)
