[Verse 1] Now let me tell y’all a story ‘bout ol’ Blitzd86, Who took a mighty shortcut to get his killboard fixed. Down in the depths of J-Space, the devil made his move, Damoraath the Sponge said, “Boy, I’ve got somethin’ to prove.” [Chorus] He sold his soul for Squizz’s cheat codes, Now he’s wreckin’ ships on them wormhole roads. Flyin’ his Tholos with a devilish grin, Blitzd’s on a tear, and he’s sinnin’ to win. [Verse 2] That Tholos rolls like thunder, leavin’ wrecks in its wake, Them dirtbags and carebears ain’t got much at stake. He’s poppin’ ‘em left and right, like a man on fire, With cheat codes in his pocket, fueled by devil’s desire. [Chorus] He sold his soul for Squizz’s cheat codes, Now he’s wreckin’ ships on them wormhole roads. Flyin’ his Tholos with a devilish grin, Blitzd’s on a tear, and he’s sinnin’ to win. [Bridge] Damoraath’s laughin’, sittin’ back with his sponge, Sippin’ on moonshine, hummin’ a tune he’s sung. Blitzd’s dancin’ with the devil, ain’t no turnin’ back, ‘Til his Tholos burns out on that wormhole track. [Verse 3] But one day ol’ Blitzd hit a gatecamp wall, His Tholos went up, like a cannonball. The cheat codes failed, and his soul’s now due, He’s facin’ the devil, singin’ the wormhole blues. [Chorus] He sold his soul for Squizz’s cheat codes, Now he’s wreckin’ ships on them wormhole roads. Flyin’ his Tholos with a devilish grin, Blitzd’s on a tear, and he’s sinnin’ to win. [Outro] So if you’re thinkin’ ‘bout cheatin’, take a lesson from Blitz, The devil’s got his price, and he don’t forgive. Keep your soul in your pod, don’t play that game, Or you’ll end up a cautionary tale in shame.
