The Three Trials of IDALTA | Feat. @jesus_frees_us (IDALTA)

https://suno.com/@jesus_frees_us This song was made in collaboration with a real cool creator on this platform, IDALTA. Go check out his page, he has some really nice stuff there! It was really fun to make this track, but... it took me way too many credits to try and get a good generation, and this is the best I could get. It also took forever to get a good enough image for the cover! I am going to Join Ella's war on the AI machines! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ In any case, I hope you enjoy this song! ----------------------------------------------------------- [The Jester] Damn, there is nothing going on today! There has to be somebody in my list who is free! But who, Matcha? Rose? Catty? Oh yes, how about a little game with IDALTA? Hey, hey buddy ol' pal! It's me, The Jester! Today though, you can call me your tester I have a few quests for you, and first I decree- That you must play Red Dead 2 on a Wii! [IDALTA] Okay, modding a Wii to play at that quality and FPS? Sure! I've always wanted to put my skills to the test! This fun challenge is sure to be a blast! Step 1: throw that underpowered garbage straight in the trash It can barely handle 480P, That crap isn't at all what I need What I need is to get a beefy PC One with Ram, lots, at least 64G I slap it with an emulator, everything to the max Throw a Wii motherboard inside, boom, sure to pass! Paint it white, a disc reader is somewhere in there It's an emotionally supported Wii console right out of thin air! [The Jester] Alright, now just turn it on- [The Wii melts] Whoops... guess it's gone Ok, ok, that one was close, you get half-points But now listen to this next task I appoint! It won't be too hard, don't you fear! Just find and lift Mjolnir [IDALTA] Steal Thor's hammer? Lift it with might? You got it Jester, this time I'll get it right! Just track him down, somewhere around here… (To be honest he's probably at a bar drinking beer) Didn't find him, but the hammer is there I've found it, time to lift it in the air! But first, maybe I should try to prepare? A quick warm up, a burpee, and maybe a prayer Alright, time to flex, Time to pass this crazy test, I grip it tight with my hand, And lift it high!! Oh crap. [The Jester] Oooh, I could hear your spine snap from over here Yup, that's an injury most severe Sorry bout that, how about a job that won't hurt your back? For this one, you cannot afford to slack What you need to do is something that would crush most spirits You must go through the DMV in under ten minutes [IDALTA] Speed run the DMV? Of course I can, it'll be a breeze Time to renew my license Someone come, you better time this I got my ticket, number four fifty five But they are somehow still at three ninety nine That won't work, I shove over people I sit at the desk, and I stare deep in their soul They're moving like sloths, no I'm not joking I swear they don't care, I feel time is slowing They said that they are going to have to test me Dang it, I can do it, I hope they don't care about speeding! I got back in time, it's looking good! I'm moving so fast almost knocked off my hood! At nine minutes, I just need to pay them, I'll get it! I present them my card then they say “Cash, not credit” [The Jester] Sorry my friend, you finished just ten seconds after the timer hit Huh? What was all this for? Ok, I'll tell you, but you can't throw a fit Honestly? I was just really, really bored ----------------------------------------------------------- © 2025 The JesterMC © 2025 IDALTA