---------------------------- Lyrics by : Kathlene Rushing © 2025 Kathlene Rushing All rights reserved. ---------------------------- [Verse 1] Well he’s back behind the desk, Hair high and tie hangin’ low, Said, “I never really left — They just paused my show!” Day one he brought back ketchup, Banned kale from the plate, Re-hung that gold curtain And called it "Trump’s White Estate." [Chorus] One hundred days of Donald, And what a sequel it’s been. He tried to fire the moon For shinin’ without his spin. Truth is feelin’ nervous, The teleprompter quit, And the portrait of George Washington Just said, “Well, that’s it.” [Verse 2] He made Space Force mandatory, Declared golf an Olympic sport, Tried to build a new wall — Right through a Walmart court. The press got kicked from briefings For askin’ “basic facts,” He said, “I only answer questions If they start with, ‘You’re the best!’” [Chorus] One hundred days of Donald, With tweets back in the mix. Even Truth Social crashed From his “All caps at six!” The interns are exhausted, The fridge is out of Coke, And the Lincoln Bedroom’s now A merch-and-meme gift shop joke. [Bridge – Spoken] Oh, but don’t get confused — There’s still policy in play… He proposed a flag redesign With “TRUMP” where stars used to stay. Congress took a long break, The courts just sighed and prayed, And historians are drinkin’ While tryin’ to get paid. [Final Chorus] One hundred days of Donald, Round two, bold and loud. He says, “I’m your forever president,” As the eagle looks un-proud. History’s takin’ notes, Democracy’s doin' squats, And Melania’s missin’ Except in AI headshots. One hundred days of Donald, And what a sequel it’s been. He tried to fire the moon For shinin’ without his spin. One hundred days of Donald
