I was expecting eternal darkness. I wasn't expecting... Pants. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Check the full Glam At Midnight playlist: https://suno.com/playlist/a2a8f69d-d8ee-4848-99ac-62fcfac24366 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* [Intro] "I was expecting…" "Eternal condemnation..." "Perpetual darkness…" "Everlasting suffering…" "But I got…" "PANTS!" [Beat drop, funky guitar] Pe-pe, pe-pe-pe, pe-pe-pe-pants! Pe-pe, pe-pe-pe, pe-pe-pe-pants! PAAAAAAAANTS! [Verse] I was expecting endless damnation Ancient curses and soul deprivation An altar of skulls in a haunted expanse But destiny handed me.. Pants. I prepared for the eternity of my days Learned forbidden rites and eldritch ways Summoned darkness from infernal lands Then Belphegor said: "Nice pants." [Prechorus] "These pants got more swag than your…" "Bass." [Chorus] Pe-pe, pe-pe-pe, pe-pe-pe-pants! They've got the sparkle, they've got the shine How can an undead look so damn fine? Pe-pe, pe-pe-pe, pe-pe-pe-pants! Soul wrapped in darkness, cursed by design When I wear these pants, all the stars align! [Verse] I was expecting a choir of hellish screams Flesh-eating flames, boiling blood streams A troupe of ghosts trapped in eternal dance Then Lucifer gave me... Pants. I prepared to endure torture and lava storms To face Satan and demons in every form But the ghouls knew I was glam at first glance And said: "Nice pants." [Prechorus] "Don't mind me... I've got... New PANTS! " [Chorus] Pe-pe, pe-pe-pe, pe-pe-pe-pants! They've got the sparkle, they've got the shine How can an undead look so damn fine? Pe-pe, pe-pe-pe, pe-pe-pe-pants! Soul wrapped in darkness, cursed by design When I wear these pants, all the stars align! [Bridge] Even the old ferryman of the burial river His gaze, on my outfit, I've seen it linger The guy that, crossing damned waters, his eternity spends Asked me: "Where did you get those... " [Final chorus] Pe-pe, pe-pe-pe, pe-pe-pe-pants! They've got the sparkle, they've got the shine How can an undead look so damn fine? Pe-pe, pe-pe-pe, pe-pe-pe-pants! Soul wrapped in darkness, cursed by design When I wear these pants, all the stars align! Pe-pe, pe-pe-pe, pe-pe-pe-pants! Pe-pe, pe-pe-pe, pe-pe-pe-pants! (o-o-o-o-o-o-o) (o-o-o-o-o-o-o) [Outro] Now watch me slay, in undead flesh Witness me flip the bird at death With platform boots and sparkles divine Even the living, I'm doomed to outshine PAAAAAAAAAAANTS!
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