[applause] AI agent indexed all little black books of mine Into a catalog of lovers I've collected over time Except Alexander, Marius, Jose, Andre, and yummy Hadeek Klaus, Andre, Robert, ah and Danny.. cuz I met them all last week Don't you look at me like that You don't know the half of it There's Leo, Luca, Miles and Luke, Elias, Asher, Gabriel And many a Jackson, John, Mateo, Mason, Ezekiel Meet Grayson, Caleb, Roman, Aiden, Logan, and Horatio With Guliermo, Pablo, Dietrish, Kenji, Sven, and Fortunato Jasper, Javier, Joachim, and good old Julio Kwame and Kofi! Akira! Malcolm! Sipho! Valentino Tendai, Chidi, Emeka, Jabari, Marco, and Severino Bjorn and Blaise! Brock and Bruce! Chad and Broderick Dwight and Drake! Floyd and Clyde! Garth and Lars and Maverick Don't you look at me like that You don't know the half of it There's Konstantin and Cassius and Odysseus and Amir And if you think that's everything, you've clearly never been here There's Beau and Brooks and George and Jace and Stu and Duke and Emiliano And Kayden, Greyson, Hunter, Graham—I really need to slow down..... Had Sasha, Misha, Grisha, Kolya, Petya, Vanya, Dima And Tolya, Lyosha, Gosha, Styopa, Zhenya, Kostya, Fima And Clive and Claude and Primo, Gino, Nino, and Lorenzo And Cosimo, Timothée, Alphonse, Fabrizio, Vincenzo Covered a lot, there are still a few And if I've somehow missed your name… Well, how do you do? And then there's Rex and Ross and Rick and Rod and Russ and Ralph and Ray And Jack and Jake and James and Jay and Jed and Jeff and Shay I had Colton, Parker, Aamir, Eli, Aaron, Jonathan And Kai and Axel showed me things I can't explain to Stan About Leo, Luca, Miles and Luke, Elias, Asher, Gabe And if I'm being honest, some of them I wish I hadn't had Don't you look at me like that You don't know the half of it Yes, I had Haruki and Takeshi, Stavros, Nikos, Spiros, Yannis With Kostas and Dimitris, Oluwaseun, and Ioannis Rafael, Rashid, Rodrigo, Rocco, Reuben, and Renato And Santiago, Solomon, Salvatore, and Donato Lastly, had Tobias, Torsten, Tariq, Theodore, and Troy And Mustafa and Matthias and Fitzroy and Leroy And Sigmund, Silvio, Stefan, Sergio, and Nikolai Geronimo, Hieronymus, Benicio, Mordecai So that is every man on Earth... give or take a few..... But the one I kept the receipt for... was you....... [applause]
