I never thought I would ever get old Staying young for the rest of my days It took me forever that’s all of my life From age one until two, so they say It took another one third to get me to three Oh how this time’s going slow I’ll never grow up it’s never to be Look at me I am stuck do not grow And there’s time on my hands And they don’t understand I’m not growing as planned Time’s been written in sand Am I Peter the Pan? God my life’s looking bland Each year seems so long I just want to drive Sixteen is the date on my mind When it arrives there’s only one more To drink and get drunk most of the time Soon come the kids, no time to sleep It’s crazy how quick the time seems to fly The first words the first steps first day of school Slow back down now you’re making me cry And there’s time on my hands And they don’t understand I’m not growing as planned Time’s been written in sand Am I Peter the Pan? God my life’s looking bland Grandchildren arrive your older than dirt Tell me where did the time here all go? This time all flew by I’m kidding you not I was young going fast now wanting it slow We are what we are impatient at times In a rush to get here for no cause Being an old fart with time here on my hands Looking back at the youngster and wishing I was And there’s time on my hands And they don’t understand I’m not growing as planned Time’s been written in sand Am I Peter the Pan? God my life’s looking bland