[Intro – Hypnotic & Petty] Third date, third strike You really out here breathin' like that? [Verse 1 – 60 Icks Rapid-Fire] Don’t dab in 2025 Don’t quote minions to survive Don’t lick Dorito dust off fingers Don’t call things “sussy” — it lingers Don’t clap on beat like a toddler Don’t say “I’m built different” then falter Don’t name your muscles individually Don’t say “ayo” then look at me creepily Don’t believe in zodiac signs only when convenient Don’t fake a British accent at Target — you’re lenient Don’t hum during dentist visits Don’t say “boop” when you kiss it Don’t ask me to touch your Pokémon cards Don’t rehearse compliments in your yard Don’t fist bump yourself for motivation Don’t get a tattoo of your PlayStation Don’t say “that’s facts” to your own opinions Don’t whisper “yeet” like it’s dominion Don’t film your sneeze for clout Don’t say “big mood” then pout Don’t own velvet boxers Don’t reenact your own trauma for TikTok watchers Don’t keep your ex’s teddy bear Don’t use coupons like a dare Don’t yell “YOLO” at buffets Don’t hoard old Subway trays Don’t name your biceps “pain” and “truth” Don’t vape watermelon indoors, uncouth Don’t call your grandma “shawty” Don’t still quote “Rick and Morty” Don’t blow kisses to traffic cams Don’t iron socks — that’s not a flex fam Don’t wink with both eyes Don’t snap after every punchline Don’t say “peepaw” unironically Don’t do mukbangs aggressively Don’t carry a fidget spinner in a holster Don’t start freestyle raps in the toaster aisle Don’t say “raw dawg life” after drinking water Don’t own three pairs of toe shoes Don’t reenact “Twilight” in public view Don’t narrate your life like a film noir Don’t say “oof” after a funeral card Don’t flex your Mario Kart record Don’t name your WiFi “House of Lannisters” Don’t wear three watches like it’s fashion Don’t say “yaaaaaas” without passion Don’t sing "Happy Birthday" in slow jazz Don’t call your haircut “The Riz Cut” Don’t dab up your mom at brunch Don’t punch the air when you lose a hunch Don’t say “sheeeeeesh” in lowercase Don’t claim to “manifest” your vape Don’t call your allergy meds “roids” Don’t air-drum to Coldplay, boy [Chorus – Pt. 3 Hook Variation] ✦ You were cute ‘til you spoke ✦ Now I’m fightin’ for my life, just nope Ick after ick, it’s a slippery slope Now I’m ghostin’ faster than you can cope You ick me out — yeah, you ruin the vibe Even your hugs feel colonizer-like I tried to love, but now I flinch This ick avalanche too big to fix [Verse 2 – 60 More Icks] Don’t yell “Jumanji!” before things get real Don’t eat cereal out a measuring steel Don’t call shots “snacky juice” Don’t flirt using dad joke abuse Don’t do push-ups at the beach unasked Don’t text “rawr” and say “it means I love you” from the past Don’t stretch and groan in the elevator Don’t name your dog “Crypto Vader” Don’t moan while lifting groceries Don’t cosplay for minor injuries Don’t yell “huzzah!” after toasts Don’t read horoscopes like gospel posts Don’t start arguments in Latin Don’t rate your sneezes like a pageant Don’t keep ketchup packets for revenge Don’t say “sheeeeeee” and never end Don’t ride a scooter like it’s war Don’t narrate Uno like hardcore lore Don’t call your bath “a soak sesh” Don’t say “glizzy” then giggle fresh Don’t pretend your cat’s your therapist Don’t say “vibe check” then clench your fist Don’t wear crocs to court Don’t name your beard “Sir Snort” Don’t cry when TikTok gets banned Don’t quote “The Office” to feel manned Don’t floss your teeth with guitar strings Don’t eat mayo out the jar — that stings Don’t own a cape with rhinestones Don’t sing Imagine Dragons alone Don’t say “smol bean” with dead eyes Don’t wink like it’s a prize Don’t shadowbox in bathroom mirrors Don’t dabble in foot pics for “career” Don’t skip when angry Don’t say “broccoli is my enemy” Don’t call your shoes “kickers” Don’t yell “plot twist!” during bickers Don’t whistle in line at the DMV Don’t use baby talk in therapy Don’t wear fur in July Don’t say “I’m quirky” and not know why Don’t send voice notes with zero words Don’t fake laugh in Morse code bursts Don’t own a lightsaber for defense Don’t drop pickup lines in past tense [Outro – Breathier Sass] You said "we’re just built different" Yeah... You built wrong. Next.
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