[Intro] [female spoken] "oh my god what day is this, and who are you?" [Verse 1] I wake up and my panties are up in the awning I'm a couple of aspirin and coffee from morning My favourite boy's in the drawer, third down from Bronte Work three jobs for the weekdays and on weekends I'm horny Drive a shitbox and my supervisor's trying to fuck me (the lizard's so horny) Carry extra cigarettes and clothes for weekends that's coming (my armpits are funky) Had a girlfriend but my ex and her are currently fucking (chlamydia's charming) Daddy says I don't come by enough but stepmom's an al-key [Pre-Chorus] Left my phone on a counter at Aldi Got my tax back I'm spending in Bali Boy i'm seeing is kind of a dummy My life's espresso martinis and Molly [Interlude] [Verse 2] Got a sleeve incomplete but I haven't got money Got my tit pierced but running with it still feels so funny (booby tapes yucky) Got no time, have to move so I ain't where I'm standing I can't save anyone, don't have love you're demanding [Pre-Chorus] Left my phone on a counter at Aldi Got my tax back I'm spending in Bali Boy i'm seeing is kind of a dummy My life's espresso martinis and Molly [Chorus] Don't look at me like I am that girl that you know I'm poison ivy (ee whoa-oh oh-oh-oh) Don't try to change me like it's a thing that you know I'm poison ivy (ee whoa-oh oh-oh-oh) [Guitar Solo] [Break] What I need is a stronger libation Eliminate the whole fucking nation [Final Chorus] Don't look at me like I am that girl that you know I'm poison ivy (ee whoa-oh oh-oh-oh) Don't try to change me like I need saving oh no I'm poison ivy (ee whoa-oh oh-oh-oh) Don't look at me like I am that girl that you know I'm poison ivy (ee whoa-oh oh-oh-oh) Don't try to change me like I need saving oh no I'm poison ivy (ee whoa-oh oh-oh-oh) Don't look at me like I am that girl that you know I'm poison ivy (ee whoa-oh oh-oh-oh) Don't try to change me like I need saving oh no I'm poison ivy (ee whoa-oh oh-oh-oh) Don't look at me like I am that girl that you know I'm poison ivy (ee whoa-oh oh-oh-oh) Don't try to change me like I need saving oh no I'm poison ivy (ee whoa-oh oh-oh-oh) [Outro] [End]