This song is ©2026 by the account subscriber aka Mariella, all rights reserved. ==================================================== [Intro Instrumental] [No voices or vocals]- [chiming guitars, sloppy Lead riff]] [Gm C Gm F] [Gm C Gm F] [Verse 1] [Gm C Gm F] I was smoking a joint behind the bowling alley [Gm C Gm F] When the sky went green and kinda jelly [Gm C Gm F] Lights came down like a busted halo [C Bb] Everyone ran but I said “hello?” [Gm C Gm F] Door slide open with a space-age hiss [Gm C Gm F] Six fingers-wow, how handy is this? [Gm C Gm C Bb Gm C Gm F] Guess this is how bad ideas begin (“uh-oh… U-F-Oh…”) [Chorus] [C Bb] U F Ohhs! You look kinda cute [Gm Bb Gm F] For a guy in interstellar boots [C Bb] U F Ohhs! Be honest though- [C Bb] Do you guys ever wear pants? [Gm Bb Gm F] Is that… a tentacle dance? [C Bb] (“uh-oh… U-F-Oh…”) [All three voices unison on harmonies only on last words] [Interlude] [Instrumental] [Gm C Gm F] [Gm C Gm F] [Verse 2] [Gm C Gm F] So that’s the extra in “Extra-Terrestrial?” [Gm C Gm F] Your accent’s weird but kinda celestial [Gm C C Bb Gm C Gm F] You say “Earth girls are easy”-uh, rude? / Are cosmic guys sleazy or just confused? (“red flag… red flag…”) [Interlude] [Instrumental] [Gm C Gm F] [Gm C Gm F] [Bridge] [Gm C Gm F] Intergalactic romance-okay maybe [Gm C Gm F Gm] You abducted me, but softly, baby [C Gm] Is this love or a science fair? [F C Bb] Either way I forgot my underwear [Harmonies enter late, dry delivery] [Chorus] [C Bb] U F Ohhs! Take me to your bar [Gm Bb Gm F] What’s the drinking age on Mars? [C Bb] U F Ohhs! Don’t lie to me [C Bb] Is this fate or a galaxy scam? [Gm Bb Gm F] You swear you’re not already married? [C Bb] (“uh-oh… U-F-Oh…”) [Instrumental Break] [Guitars + retro organ which then takes melody] [Background vocals continue]] [Gm C Gm F] [Gm C Gm F] [Gm C Gm F] [Gm C Gm F] (“uh-oh… U-F-Oh…”) [Gm C Gm F] (“uh-oh… U-F-Oh…”) [Gm C Gm F] [Gm C Gm F] [Gm C Gm F] [Gm C Gm F] (“uh-oh… U-F-Oh…”) [Gm C Gm F] (“uh-oh… U-F-Oh…”) [Gm C Gm F] [Gm C Gm F] [Gm C Gm F] [Gm C Gm F] [Gm C Gm F] [Gm C Gm F] [Gm C Gm F] [Final Chorus] [C Bb] U F Ohhs! I should call my mom [Gm Bb Gm F] B But there’s no bars past the ozone line [C Bb] U F Ohhs! Guess I’m really gone [C Bb] From the trailer park to the Milky Way [Gm Bb Gm F] Hope you don’t probe me emotionally [C Bb] (“uh-oh… U-F-Oh…”) [Pre-Outro] [Gm Bb Gm F] Beam me up, but be respectful [Gm Bb Gm F] No weird stuff, keep it consensual [Gm Bb Gm F] If this ends, I want souvenirs [D C A] Putting the Oh! in U- F- O Ohhh [D C A] Ohhh. . . . and this is the F . . . (“uh-oh… U-F-Oh…”) [D C A] Ohhhh! (“uh-oh… U-F-Oh…”) [Outro] [Gm Bb Gm F] U-F-Ohhhhs… (“uh-oh… U-F-Oh…”) [Gm Bb Gm F] Static kisses, broken phones [Gm Bb Gm F] U-F-Ohhhhs… [D C A] (“uh-oh… U-F-Oh…”) [D C A] (“uh-oh… U-F-Oh…”) [END]
