[Intro] [Verse 1] My filing cabinet's overflowing, papers everywhere! Receipts from 1993 are floating through the air My desk is buried under forms in triplicate and more I can't find anything I need, I'm drowning in this war! [Pre-Chorus] The fax machine is smoking, the printer's out of ink My secretary quit last week, I'm on the very brink! [Chorus] DIGITIZE! DIGITIZE! Save us from this paper prison! DIGITIZE! DIGITIZE! Before we lose our minds and vision! Scan it, cloud it, back it up! Fill that digital coffee cup! DIGITIZE! DIGITIZE! The future's calling, don't you cry! [Instrumental Part] [Verse 2] My grandmother still uses checks, she writes them out by hand She thinks the internet's a web that spiders use to land But when she lost her photo albums in the great flood of '09 She begged me, "Please help digitize these memories of mine!" [Pre-Chorus] The typewriter is ancient, the carbon paper's dead We need to join the modern world before we lose our head! [Chorus] DIGITIZE! DIGITIZE! Save us from this analog maze! DIGITIZE! DIGITIZE! Welcome to the digital age! QR codes and USB drives! Watch your productivity rise! DIGITIZE! DIGITIZE! The cloud is where our future lies! [Instrumental Part] [Bridge: Spoken dramaticall)] From stone tablets to papyrus From quills to ballpoint pens From typewriters to keyboards This madness never ends! But wait! There's hope upon the horizon! A scanner! A server! A digital salvation! [Final Chorus] DIGITIZE! DIGITIZE! No more paper cuts or splinters! DIGITIZE! DIGITIZE! Hello laser jet printers! Back it up to seventeen drives! Password protect our digital lives! DIGITIZE! DIGITIZE! Now where did I save that file...? [Instrumental Part] [Outro: Whispered] Please remember to update your software... And always check your spam folder...
