**Rivals Zombie Shred** [Hook] Thor, Magik, Jeff, Blade, Punisher—horde's gettin' lit Lightning cracks, Soulsword hacks, MRRRR!—undead get hit "Judge, jury… EXECUTIONER!"—bullets rain, no quit Five-stack flawless, zombies glitch—match point, we commit [Verse 1] Mjolnir spins: "I bring the hammer down!"—corpses fried to bits Portals pop, "Limbo unleashed!"—Darkchild feasts on fits Jeff dives low, "Dun dun dun dun…"—chomps legs, zombie splits Blade glaives whirl: "A thousand cuts!"—vamps or rot, he slits [Verse 2] Punisher unloads: "Justice, pure and simple"—skull vest drips red "Bury the light," Blade growls low—heads roll, undead dead Thor ult drops: "Behold the God of Thunder!"—storm wipes the spread MRRRR! Jeff burps limbs—Jeff-Nado shreds what's left unsaid [Bridge] Hordes swarm thick, but "For Asgard!" echoes—hammers, swords, lead "Straight to your soul!" Magik yeets 'em—Limbo's where they tread "Stay down," Blade stakes—Punisher: "Bad choices, bad end" Five-piece deletion—zombie respawn? Nah, permaban, friends [Outro] Scoreboard maxed, queue poppin' next. *MRRRR! Thunderclap! Soulsword whoosh! Gun rack!* GG, rotters. Stay deleted.