[Verse] I looked in the drawer it ain’t there no more Under the couch it's just old floor Checked the garage it's a dark black hole Where’s my screwdriver somebody stole [Verse 2] I asked my neighbor said they don’t use tools Kids just laughed like I got no rules I tore up my room flipped every shoe Where’s my screwdriver I ain’t got a clue [Chorus] Where’s my oh where’s my little friend I need it to fix what I can't pretend Screws are loose and my world's askew Where’s my screwdriver I’m so confused [Verse 3] The dog's looking guilty with a waggy tail I’m asking the birds but they're so frail Even called my mama she said go to bed Dream of that screwdriver in your head [Bridge] Maybe it’s hiding with the remote control Lost in the wormhole that swallows it whole Spinning through space with my missing sock A screwdriver rebel that won't be caught [Chorus] Where’s my oh where’s my little friend I need it to fix what I can't pretend Screws are loose and my world's askew Where’s my screwdriver I’m so confused


