Trip the Sensor!

[Intro] [CREW – CATS – excited whisper] Staff meeting: experiment time! Sensor testing begins! --- [Verse 1] [HIGH – FEMALE – BIANCA] Alright team, let’s find the trigger Move that pallet, nudge that box! [LOW – FEMALE – CLAUDIA] Careful… If the sensor trips too early Security might arrive! [LOW – MALE – BENNY] Position calculated. Best path for maximum chaos. [CREW – CATS] Ready… set… go! --- [Verse 2 – The Experiment] [HIGH – FEMALE – BIANCA] Slide the forklift near the sensor Tip the pallet just a bit [LOW – FEMALE – CLAUDIA] Not too fast, not too slow Timing is everything [LOW – MALE – BENNY] Observe… watch… Wait for the lights to blink --- [Chorus – Alarm Triggered] [CREW – CATS – panicked excitement] Sensor tripped! Sensor tripped! Here comes security quick! [HIGH – FEMALE – BIANCA] Hide the keys! [LOW – FEMALE – CLAUDIA] Pretend to nap! [LOW – MALE – BENNY] Remain inconspicuous! --- [Verse 3 – Security Arrives] [HUMAN SECURITY – distant voice] What… tripped the alarm? [HIGH – FEMALE – BIANCA – whisper] Stay still… [LOW – FEMALE – CLAUDIA – whisper] Act normal… [LOW – MALE – BENNY – whisper] Nothing to see here. [CREW – CATS] Forklifts parked! Boxes aligned! Perfect alibi! --- [Bridge – Mischief] [HIGH – FEMALE – BIANCA] Did it work? [LOW – FEMALE – CLAUDIA] Yes! He’s distracted! [LOW – MALE – BENNY] Time to note observations. Record patterns for next time. [CREW – CATS] Third shift… still undefeated! --- [Final Chorus] [CREW – CATS – triumphant, fast] Sensor tripped! Mission complete! Security fooled, night shift elite! [HIGH – FEMALE – BIANCA] Forklifts rolling! [LOW – FEMALE – CLAUDIA] Aisles clear! [LOW – MALE – BENNY] Observation logged! [CREW – CATS] Human security… we’ve outsmarted thee! --- [Outro] [HIGH – FEMALE – BIANCA – whisper] Well that was fun. [LOW – FEMALE – CLAUDIA – whisper] Again tomorrow? [LOW – MALE – BENNY – whisper] Always.