Ewe Don’t Know Me.

[Title: Ewe Don't Know Me] [Verse 1] I tossed out Grandma’s nightgown, burned the ruffled cap That old red riding hood routine was just a tourist trap I’m over all the huffing, I’m done with blowing bricks I traded in my sharp fangs for a brand-new set of tricks The forest called me Big Bad, but that was yesterday I look into the mirror now and hear a gentle baa [Chorus] Ewe don’t know me! No, ewe don’t know me at all! You think it’s just a costume, but I’m answering the call! No more lurking in the timber, no more howling at the moon I’m just a fluffy little ewe humming a meadow tune Yeah, ewe don’t know me! [Verse 2] The pasture’s kinda crowded, the grass tastes like a lawn I try to chew the cud, but man, I’m yawning by the dawn The shepherd keeps on side-eyeing my snout beneath the wool And why’s my tail so bushy when the rest of me is full? They tell me I’m a predator, I say that’s outdated news I’m just living out my truth inside these tiny cloven shoes! [Chorus] Ewe don’t know me! No, ewe don’t know me at all! You think it’s just a costume, but I’m answering the call! No more lurking in the timber, no more howling at the moon I’m just a fluffy little ewe humming a meadow tune Yeah, ewe don’t know me! [Bridge] [Tempo: Slow Waltz] [Instrumentation: Melodramatic Accordion, Acoustic Guitar] So call the woodcutter, go on and ring the bell I’m grazing in the clover, and I think I’m doing well Sure, I drool a little bit when the flock gets in a row— That’s just natural excitement, or at least that’s how it goes! [Outro] [Spoken/Performative] Baa… Ahem, I mean… Baa! Don’t judge the wool, judge the heart inside! Yeah, ewe don’t know me… [Vocal FX: Short muffled howl quickly turning into a loud BAAA!] [Fade Out]