[Intro - whispered] Yeah... twenty-twenty-six Slim Shady ghost, mic possessed Eurofotbal dot cz, the only truth left Let's burn it [Verse 1 - double-time] World Cup landed, USA, Mexico, Canada hosts Czechs in Group A with Mexico, Korea, the Bafana ghosts Slovaks ain't there, sittin' home eatin' halušky Brothers turned spectators, we said "ahoj" to your dreams, see Trump and Infantino kissin' in Riyadh and Doha Eight grand a ticket for the final, sportswash propaganda Saudi Aramco sponsorin' the whole damn show Human rights? Bro, FIFA sold that years ago Infantino skipped his own congress for a Trump selfie UEFA walked out, the man don't care, he wealthy Putin scaled down Victory Day, talkin' war is endin' Same broken record for two years, who you pretendin' [Chorus] Shady twenty-six, every bar a red card Hate the league, hate the players, hate 'em all hard Chorý, Tvrdík, Trump, Babiš, Putin on the list Sparta, Baník, Macinka, Turek, Infantino dissed [Verse 2 - aggressive] Slavia got the twenty-third, smashed Jablonec five to one Empty stadium, fans banned, hollow celebration done Chorý still swingin' elbows like a damn rhinoceros Slovácko sent Baník to the dirt, the fall hideous One point outta eight games, Ostrava on the rope Bohemka kickin' you down the stairs without a hope Sparta finished second, Priske couldn't bring the gold AZ Alkmaar smacked you home, the story always old Letná full of money, empty trophy cabinet Konference League exit faster than a fanatic Eurofotbal dot cz, the only outlet keepin' real Everybody else sellin' clickbait, no appeal [Chorus] Shady twenty-six, every bar a red card Hate the league, hate the players, hate 'em all hard Chorý, Tvrdík, Trump, Babiš, Putin on the list Sparta, Baník, Macinka, Turek, Infantino dissed [Verse 3 - fast flow] Mbappé cryin' to the camera 'bout a yellow card Haaland scorin' fifty goals against teams that don't guard Messi at thirty-nine, dribblin' in slow motion Ronaldo postin' selfies, Saudi league emotion Argentina champions, Brazil cryin' samba blues Germans efficient, English missin' penalty shoes Shakira shakin' hips, same dance for fifteen years Waka Waka, Piqué pain, manufactured tears Opening ceremony, billion-dollar nostalgia Same hits recycled, give the stage to somebody, ya [Verse 4 - Czech politics] Babiš in the chair again, Agrofert pumpin' dotace Same oligarch fairy tale, different fuckin' fáze Macinka talkin' climate is a hoax, send the diesel Turek with the photo he's prayin' nobody will see still Motoristé screamin' freedom, drivin' us to nowhere Czech politics a circus, send in the bear with no chair Trump tariffs, Putin missiles, Orbán on the dance floor Whole damn continent burnin', nobody got an exit door [Bridge - half-time] I ain't hatin', I'm just sayin' what nobody say Y'all polite as fuck, I'm here to ruin the day Slim Shady ghost, possessed the microphone Twenty-six the year I leave the world in monotone [Outro] Czechs at the Cup, Slavia twenty-three deep Baník fadin', Sparta sleep Eurofotbal dot cz, the gospel I keep Mic drop, world silent, ghost out
