[Verse 1] She’s wrapped in bandages and curses galore, With a heart as cold as an ancient war. Met her in a crypt, midnight thrill, She promised love, but I’m feeling ill. She talks in riddles and hieroglyphs, But my heart’s tied up in cursed myths. [Chorus] Bride of the Mummy, wrapped up tight, Staring at me with ancient fright. She’s got a grip that won’t let go, In this cursed love, I’m feeling low. [Verse 2] She keeps telling me to build a tomb, And paint it nicely for our future room. I told her, “Baby, I’m not that type,” But now I’m buried in ancient hype. She’s talking marriage, but in mummy style, Like an undead wedding down the Nile. [Chorus] Bride of the Mummy, wrapped in woe, Dreaming of love from long ago. But this modern boy can’t deal with curses, So I’m calling quits on ancient verses. Bride of the Mummy, wrapped in woe, Dreaming of love from long ago. But this modern boy can’t deal with curses, So I’m calling quits on ancient verses. [Outro] If you see me sprinting from the crypt, Just know my mummy love nearly flipped. Ancient love might be profound, But not when you’re six feet underground. Lyrics by megaSICK / Nero