[Verse 1] He’s got a doctorate in Maybe So Minor in “I Told You So” Certified in shifting ground When the facts aren’t sticking ‘round She’s a fellow of the Institute Of Absolute and Substitute If the numbers misbehave She recalculates the brave [Pre-Chorus] Footnotes buried deep and tight Confidence in neon light [Chorus] Trust the experts, they’ve reviewed Every angle misconstrued If the outcome feels confused It’s your lens that’s slightly skewed Trust the experts, bold and loud Certainty approved by crowd If they pivot, be proud That’s just wisdom thinking out loud [Verse 2] He predicted rain in space Blamed the clouds for changing place When the forecast turned to sand He said, “You misunderstood the plan.” She consults on love and trade Volcanoes and lemonade Global trends and dinner wine Quantum shifts by quarter to nine He’s a senior junior lead In hypothetical need Chairman of the Task Force Group On Circular Feedback Loop [Pre-Chorus] Panels nod in sacred sync Truth approved before you think [Chorus] Trust the experts, they concur Even when the lines all blur If it’s clear, prefer obscure Clarity is immature Trust the experts, calm and grand They revise what they had planned If the tower turns to sand It was built exactly as they planned [Bridge – halvtempo, dramatisk panel-kollaps] “New consensus just arrived…” “Our old findings have survived…” “In a way that redefines…” “What we meant at former times…” Charts collapse but spirits rise Error framed as new surprise When the model falls apart That’s innovation’s beating heart Add a graph, increase the tone Speak in plural, stand alone If you doubt, adjust the doubt Confidence will sort it out [Final Chorus – stort, nesten kirkelig overdrivelse] Trust the experts, raise your hand Understanding’s overplanned If it fails, you misunderstand Progress is a shifting sand Trust the experts, don’t inspect Certainty is self-correct Every flaw is intellect Every guess is retrospect
