(Intro) Yo, it’s Hera on the mic, I’m the queen of the pack, When it comes to stealin’ socks, there’s no takin’ ‘em back. You can run, you can chase, but I’m way too fast, I’ve got the sock, y’all, better make it last. (Chorus) I’ve got the sock, and you don’t, Try to catch me, but you won’t. I’m zoomin’ ‘round the room, watch me flaunt, I’ve got the sock, and you don’t! (Verse 1) It started in the laundry, I made my move, Saw that cotton gold, got into my groove. Rick yelled, “Hera! Drop it right now!” But I just grinned, like, “Catch me, how?” Under the table, around the chair, I’m the sock thief queen, better beware. Jane’s on my tail, but she’s outta breath, This game’s my life—chase ‘til death. (Chorus) I’ve got the sock, and you don’t, Try to catch me, but you won’t. I’m zoomin’ ‘round the room, watch me flaunt, I’ve got the sock, and you don’t! (Verse 2) One sock, two socks, red socks, blue, Every pair’s a prize, and I’m comin’ for you. Under the couch, yeah, I stash my loot, Got a secret sock club—don’t dispute. The grandkids scream, “Give it back, Hera, please!” But I zig, I zag, bring ‘em to their knees. I’m a blur, I’m a flash, I’m a golden streak, With a sock in my mouth, I’ve reached my peak. (Chorus) I’ve got the sock, and you don’t, Try to catch me, but you won’t. I’m zoomin’ ‘round the room, watch me flaunt, I’ve got the sock, and you don’t! (Bridge) No treats, no toys, can match this thrill, It’s the chase, the escape, it’s my canine skill. You can try to outsmart me, but you’ll fall flat, I’m Hera the Houdini with a sock like that! (Chorus) I’ve got the sock, and you don’t, Try to catch me, but you won’t. I’m zoomin’ ‘round the room, watch me flaunt, I’ve got the sock, and you don’t! (Outro) So here’s my challenge, come and play, I’ll keep you runnin’ ‘til the end of the day. The sock is mine, it’s my victory chant, Hera’s the boss, and you can’t! (Final shout) I’ve got the sock! Yeah, you don’t! Catch me if you can—oh wait, you won’t! Peace out, humans. 🐾
