Intro: [in a girly spoiled brat voice] Your feelings are your feelings And your emotions are your emotions They're not my responsibility! It ain't gonna happen No it ain't gonna happen That's all that I ever hear from you Day after day There's no indication Or any proclomation As hard as I've tried Your resistance breaks my pride So I've got a new idea Since you just keep saying see ya And I don't want Maria Here it goes, here it goes... Yea yea here it goes... Maybe I can clone you (clone you) That's what I could do Get the freaking clone machine And make you be my boo (my boo) No more "I'm not looking" She'll say "You're insane!" How could you not love a man So guapo with his brain Maybe you need glasses Cuz how could you bypass this I'm gonna make him happy Happy as can be And maybe someday you'll look back And say that coulda been me And say that coulda been me Yea that coulda been me...boohoo! Yea that coulda been me...boohoo! It ain't gonna happen No it ain't gonna happen That's all that I ever hear from you Day after day There's no indication Or any proclomation As hard as I've tried Your resistance breaks my pride So I've got a new idea Since you just keep saying see ya And I don't want Maria Here it goes, here it goes... Yea yea here it goes... Maybe I can clone you (clone you) That's what I could do Get the freaking clone machine And make you be my boo (my boo) No more "I'm not looking" She'll say "You're insane!" How could you not love a man So guapo with his brain Maybe you need glasses Cuz how could you bypass this I'm gonna make him happy Happy as can be And maybe someday you'll look back And say that coulda been me And say that coulda been me Yea that coulda been me...boohoo! Yea that coulda been me...boohoo!