[Intro] Locked in chains, but not in gloom, Pastries glowing in the dungeon’s gloom. Dancing shadows and gnollish lore, Life’s absurd behind this door. [Verse 1] Kirk’s got a curse, it’s no surprise, By night, a shadow with glowing eyes. The dragon-elf’s shadow danced a jig, This dungeon’s showbiz was pretty big. [Pre-Chorus] Cheese and schemes, it’s all we need, To make our plans and then proceed. [Chorus] Oh, shadows and schemes in Castle Dreams, Where ogres plot and magic gleams. Pastries heal, and mice take charge, Adventure’s here, at large, at large! [Verse 2] Mouse Guide squeaked, “This way, my friends!” Through wardrobes and walls that twist and bend. Magical heirlooms, shiny and bright, A wardrobe escape, a hero’s delight. [Pre-Chorus] Dungeons may trap, but not for long, When teamwork strikes, we sing our song. [Chorus] Oh, shadows and schemes in Castle Dreams, Where ogres plot and magic gleams. Pastries heal, and mice take charge, Adventure’s here, at large, at large! [Bridge] Lady Aelira, with sass so sharp, Fooled the ogre with fortune’s harp. Grimshank’s love for forest rights, Made the hag roll her eyes all night. [Verse 3] The hag’s journal spilled the Fey-drama tea, “Undead guests? No thanks,” she decreed. Diplomatic twists, a wedding swap, Thrynnara said, “Sure,” to Grimshank’s plot. [Outro] Now back in the cells, they hide their loot, Planning their next chaotic pursuit. In Castle Dreams, the saga flows, Where shadows dance and chaos grows.
