[Verse] I’m a cryptid the real deal I vanish faster than a meal In the forest where I roam A shadow calls the trees my home [Prechorus] But sometimes the moonlight makes me feel Like loneliness is all too real [Chorus] I’m a cryptid yeah the real deal Isolation’s my art my Achilles heel I wander alone but let’s be clear I wish someone would just appear [Verse 2] Bigfoot thinks he’s got the fame Loch Ness hogs the photo frame But me I’m stuck out in the pines With squirrels as my only valentines [Prechorus] I hear the owls but they won’t reply Even the crickets just pass me by [Chorus] I’m a cryptid yeah the real deal My camouflage conceals how I feel I’m the ghost of the woods the king of stealth But I’d trade it all for a little help
