[OPENING] Five minutes. No kissing. You set the timer. Then put your hand between my knees. [VOCAL INTRUSION] Not yet. (—yet.) Doesn't count. (Count—) Not— (—yet.) [VOCAL INTRUSION] Your stubble scratches my stomach. I pull my shirt higher. "Cheating," you say. "You moved first." [SCATTERED SAMPLES] Doesn't count. (—count.) Again. (A—) Not— (—yet.) [VOCAL INTRUSION] You nearly kiss me. You stop. Your hand's already in my pants. [COUNTDOWN] Twenty seconds left. Your fingers stop moving. Not yet. (—yet.) Doesn't count. (—count—) [VOCAL/PERCUSSION COLLISION] Not— (—yet.) Count— (—count.) Again. (A—gain.) Not yet. [FINAL EXCHANGE] The timer starts to ring— Again.
