**[Verse 1]** 🎄 At the Villains' Lair, the halls are decked, With lights (and booby traps), what did you expect? Palpatine’s grumbling, his cloak’s full of holes, ("Unlimited...eggnog?!" He loudly extols!) Zod’s at the tree, hanging Kryptonite stars, While Loki’s reshaping the candy cane bars. **[Chorus]** 🎅 It’s a Christmas bash (mwahaha!) For villains only—no heroes can crash! 🎁 Deadpool tries (again!) to sneak inside, ("Who invited this guy?!"—OUT, they cried!) **[Verse 2]** 🎄 The Joker’s laughing, his cocoa’s spiked, Thanos keeps snapping (half the cookies he likes). Bowser’s on duty, guarding the door, ("HAL, is that Deadpool?" "Affirmative, for sure.") Malekith sulks in a corner so dark, But Loki lights him up with a mischievous spark! **[Chorus]** 🎅 It’s a Christmas bash (mwahaha!) For villains only—no heroes can crash! 🎁 Deadpool jumps down through the chimney chute, ("Who does he think he is, a red-suited brute?") **[Bridge** *(spoken, chaotic)*] Palpatine: "I find your lack of boundaries disturbing!" Deadpool: "C’mon, guys, it’s Christmas! Let’s sing carols or something!" Joker: "Fine. Start singing *'Silent Night'* while we throw you out!" Deadpool: (off-key) "Silent night, holy ni--HEY, NO NEED TO SHOVE!" **[Verse 3]** 🎄 HAL hums carols as he locks the door, ("I'm sorry, Wade, you can't come back anymore.") The villains cheer as the nog flows like wine, ("To evil!" "To mischief!" "To plans so divine!") But down comes Deadpool (with mistletoe!) ("Kiss me, Thanos!"—"NOOOO!" He explodes in the snow.) **[Final Chorus]** 🎅 It’s a Christmas bash (mwahaha!) For villains only—no heroes can crash! 🎁 Deadpool’s last stunt? He sleds through the wall, ("I regret nothing!"—as they catapult him to the mall.) **[Outro]** 🎄 So merry Christmas, from villains galore, And Deadpool (still banned) from their dastardly door. 🎅 But somewhere out there, he’s plotting his scheme, (“Next year, I’ll be Santa in all of your dreams!”) [Extra Verse – Super Cafe Cameo] 🎄 Deadpool lands (with a thud!) outside the Villains' Pub, ("Who needs those guys?" He shrugs with a snub.) He stumbles into the Café’s glow, Where Batman and Supes sip cocoa slow. 🎅 Batman growls, "What’s with the tights?" Deadpool grins, "Saving Christmas...wasn’t my night." Superman sighs, "Villains threw you out again?" ("Twice," Deadpool says, "But I’ll be back, my friends!") [Bridge – Spoken] Batman: "Why do you even try to get into their parties?" Deadpool: "It’s all about networking, Batsy. You wouldn’t get it." Superman: "So, uh, are you paying for that cocoa?" Deadpool: "Put it on his tab." (points at Batman) Batman: "I’m not paying for your nonsense." [Outro – Combined Finale] 🎄 Inside the Villains’ Pub, cheers roar so loud, 🎅 But Deadpool’s in the Café, cracking jokes for the crowd. So villains or heroes, whatever the theme, Deadpool steals Christmas (or at least tries…)
