Preliator: The Nerdy Spud of Antistarfame

[Overture] Preliator Nerd spud king Got fanbases fuming Star maps Star charts His memes hit every part They’re hunting him across the cons Plastic armor Paper wands He just laughs Adjusts his specs Says “This is above your tech” [Instrumental Drop] [Verse] Trekkers map his livestreams Cosplayers track his moves He drops one spicy meme Then vanishes Poof Steps through into snowfall Talking trees say his name Armor Fauns And talking beasts Cheering on his game [Pre-Chorus] Preliator the nerd spud Wanted everywhere Posters up in every con “catch him if you dare Mash him -- by force of a star fleet command” When the fandoms start to rage He just shrugs and rolls Jumps a wardrobe doorway He’s already gone They can chase him all they want He just toggles worlds and taunts [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] He’s wanted in every galaxy For roasting every trilogy If they rush him If they swarm He’s already rolled through the wardrobe door Hockey stick ready in his hand Teleport out to another land Preliator They can’t catch this nerd spud He just skates through worlds and slides Slippery little fry [Post-Chorus] But if they find that hidden door Follow footprints in the snow He’ll strap on skates in a frozen war Stick raised Ready to go [chanting] Pre-li-a-tor! Pre-li-a-tor! [Verse 2] They quote lore He twists lines Starts cross-franchising timelines One side shouts “Phase array!” Other yells “That’s not the way!” Cosplay mobs in every hall Foam swords raised They want a brawl He just grins “You wanna play?” Taps three times He’s gone away [Bridge] Preliator the nerd spud Run! Both sides want to fry him for ruining fun If the fandoms charge He rolls and flips War in the hallway? He’s got a hockey stick Preliator Portal in his mind Slides to Narnia Leaves them behind If the battle starts He won’t throw fists He’s swinging slapshots With that hockey stick [Pre-Chorus] Preliator the nerd spud Wanted everywhere Posters up in every con “catch him if you dare Mash him -- by force of a star fleet command” When the fandoms start to rage He just shrugs and rolls Jumps a wardrobe doorway He’s already gone They can chase him all they want He just toggles worlds and taunts [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] He’s wanted in every galaxy For roasting every trilogy If they rush him If they swarm He’s already rolled through the wardrobe door Hockey stick ready in his hand Teleport out to another land Preliator They can’t catch this nerd spud He just skates through worlds and slides Slippery little fry [Post-Chorus] But if they find that hidden door Follow footprints in the snow He’ll strap on skates in a frozen war Stick raised Ready to go [chanting] Pre-li-a-tor! Pre-li-a-tor! [Verse 3] Fan wars In the parking lot tonight They came for the fry He'll give 'em a fight With a hockey stick And a sack of tricks Just a nerdy little outlaw Writing dumb fan scripts Fan wars Yeah The starch is gonna win He’s the tater terminator Let the chaos begin [Instrumental Interlude] [Outro] Through the wardrobe he'll leap Secrets of the lion to keep They got their blasters and their light swords bright Preliator got hockey stick -- ready to fight They scream about canon and lore He just laughs and wants some more They can’t catch him in this land of snow With a trusty hockey stick he'll put on a show [Fade Out]