[Intro] [Smooth saxophone, soft maracas, and brushed drums] So fresh... so greasy... --- [Verse] Did you cook a healthy salad? Is your apartment feeling green? Disgusting! Where’s the cholesterol? Where’s the fast-food scene? Spray a little De-Gourmet around your living space, And turn your fancy kitchen into a drive-thru place! --- [Chorus] Smell the deep-fried french fries in the summer breeze! A whiff of stale pizza and extra melted cheese! No calories added, just eighty-percent grease scent! It smells like two in the morning and money poorly spent! --- [Outro Tagline] [Saxophone fade-out] De-Gourmet Air Mist. Why eat garbage when you can just inhale it?
