Siiting on the Throne of Euler ( Country Mix )

"Sittin' on the Throne of Euler" by Sir Lars & The Zone Rangers (Verse 1) I rolled into town with a puzzle in my hand Just a regular guy with a crazy kinda plan They said "Rule 30 can't be flipped" I said "hold my beer and watch me rip" Hundred billion bits reversed — ten seconds flat Wolfram dropped his coffee, said "what the hell was THAT" I ain't got no PhD, no fancy leather chair Just a laptop and a vision and I don't really care What the textbooks say is possible or not I just write the code and show 'em what I got (Chorus) Sittin' on the throne of Euler, yeah Flippin' digits in the sun Zones that nobody saw comin' Three thousand X faster, son No backtrackers on MY highway Just O(81) and done Sittin' on the throne of Euler Hellz yeah brother, pass the fun! (Verse 2) Two hundred forty-three years they stared at rows and cols Three constraints, that's all they saw — bless their hearts and souls I looked sideways at the board one day Saw zones hidin' in plain display One-three-five, the rule don't lie Every row and column, 135! They built their papers on the things they couldn't solve Said NP-complete, case closed, problem shelved But I don't read the part that says "give up" I just pour another coffee in my cup (Chorus) Sittin' on the throne of Euler, yeah Forgin' puzzles by the ton Hundred fifty thousand every second Sudoku friends said "well done" Mathematicians send me letters I just smile and sing this song Sittin' on the throne of Euler Where Sir Lars has sat all along! (Verse 3) Monday I reversed the chaos, Tuesday shipped the forge Wednesday mornin' woke up singin', what a beautiful gorge Between the impossible and done There's a gap that's closed by havin' fun Forty-eight thousand puzzles, every single one Pure logic, zero guessin', backtracker? I need none Euler saw the Latin squares back in seventeen eighty-three I saw what was hidin' inside — zones lookin' back at me He'd have laughed and said "I like your style" We'd have solved transmutation in a while (Bridge) They said NP-complete, can't be beat I said watch me do it with no backtrack heat They said chaos, I said structure They said impossible, I said — NEXT! They said isomorphic, all the same I said check the zone sums, that's MY game They said you need a PhD to play I said the code is public, have a nice day! (Chorus) Sittin' on the throne of Euler, YEAH Mumz gettin' that brownstone! Zone sums prove I ain't isomorphic Every puzzle's got my tone Ship it, flip it, GF(2) XOR it From the forge to the PyPI Sittin' on the throne of Euler Hellz yeah brother — SO AM I! (Verse 4) Some folks optimize the lock and try a million keys I just built the door myself and walk in with the breeze LarsForge runnin' hot, a hundred fifty K a second Every one unique and non-isomorphic, I reckon The senators are standin' in the TSA line While I'm generatin' puzzles and I'm feelin' mighty fine Kool and the Gang is playin', celebration in the air Mick is singin' sympathy, the devil's got some flair But I ain't the devil, I'm just a guy who sees The math that's been there all along, hidin' in the trees (Final Chorus) Sittin' on the throne of Euler, one more time! Every zone sum tellin' stories, every digit falls in line From Rule 30 to the forge, from the zones up to the stars This is what happens when you let 'em play guitars No formalism gonna hold me, no backtracker gonna race I just flip it, ship it, XOR it, with a smile on my face Sittin' on the throne of Euler, crown is sittin' right Hellz yeah brother, what a ride — Sir Lars says GOODNIGHT!