A Temperature War

[Verse] I’m shiverin’, quiverin’, toes like ice cubes in my bed Husband’s sweatin’, regrettin’, says I’m messin’ with his head Thermostat’s at 17 degrees for the night, Without it feels like I’m on the tundra I told him, “Darlin’, I’m just tryin’ to avoid a sleep plundah!” [Chorus] Frozen to the core, I can't take it anymore While you’re bakin’, I’m achin’, frostbitten to the floor My R.E.M.’s been rescued, now I’m dreamin’ galore Baby, leave the heat on—frozen to the core! [Verse 2] Covid hit, I swear it stole my inner flame Now I’m wrapped in blankets, but it’s never quite the same He says, “Why the heating? It’s a tropical night!” I say, “Darlin’, I need warmth just to feel all right.” [Prechorus] I researched it, I googled it, I’m practically a doc Ideal temps for sleeping? I’m a thermostat know it all! [Chorus] Frozen to the core, can’t take it anymore While you’re sweatin’, I’m frettin’, shakin’ to my core I’ll fight for my R.E.M, it’s a temperature war Baby, leave the heat on—frozen to the core! [Bridge] He’s tossin’, turnin’, callin’ me a furnace fiend But I’m Arctic, static, nothin’ in between Socks on my feet, heated blanket on high. Darlin’, compromise—I’m just tryin’ to survive the night!