Verse 1 You’re a mean one, Mr. Green Guy You really are a heel You’re as cuddly as a cactus You’re as charming as an eel, Mr. Green Guy You’re a spoiled banana with a slimy dark peel Verse 2 You’re a beast now, Mr. Green Guy Your heart’s a hollow pit Your brain is full of cobwebs You got onions in your spirit, Mr. Green Guy I wouldn’t touch you with a forty-foot stick Verse 3 You’re a low one, Mr. Green Guy You got bugs inside your grin You have all the tender sweetness Of a swamp-sick alligator, Mr. Green Guy Given a choice between the two of us I’d take the swamp-sick alligator Verse 4 You’re a rude one, Mr. Green Guy You’re a filthy stinking skunk Your heart is full of moldy socks Your soul is full of junk, Mr. Green Guy Chorus The three words that best describe you Are as follows, and I quote: “Stink! Stank! Stunk!” Verse 5 You’re a creep, man, Mr. Green Guy You’re the king of slimy toads Your heart’s a squishy mushroom Covered in fuzzy black molds, Mr. Green Guy Your soul is a disgusting garbage pile overflowing With the grossest mix of deplorable trash you can think of Twisted up in twisted-up knots Verse 6 (Finale) You disgust me, Mr. Green Guy With a super nasty “ugh”! You’re a twisted little rider And you ride a twisted pug, Mr. Green Guy You’re a triple-decker cabbage and mushroom sandwich With poison sauce! Bulletproof for Suno, Udio, YouTube, wherever. Still absolutely vicious. Go roast someone merry this Christmas. 🎄🔥
