[Intro] Is this the real feast Is this just fantasy No escaped kibble, from reality [Verse] Captain Chu comes strolling through the hall tonight Whiskers twitching wildly, when the kitchen light burns bright Every scent's a mystery, every plate's a brand new clue The moment something's cooking, he's already passing through His little nose goes upward, and it starts to scan the air Chicken, tuna, turkey, he can smell it anywhere Other kitties gather, but he's focused on the prize You can almost see the hunger, shining in his eyes [Pre-Chorus] Oh he waits Yes he waits Though the drool is rushing fast Oh he waits Yes he waits Till the serving time has passed [Chorus] We are the Chomp-ions my friends And we'll keep on chewing till the end We are the Chomp-ions We are the Chomp-ions For Churus and kitty treats For salmon and chicken feasts 'Cause we are the Chomp-ions of food! [Verse] Captain Chu's got manners, when the dinner bell is near Even though the smell of treats, is ringing in his ears Salivary engines firing full, and running hot Every tasty fragrance says, come take another shot Kitty treats and crunchy bites, all lined up in a row Then somebody twists a Churu, and his eyes begin to glow Like he's staring at a treasure, waiting just for him Holding back excitement, with a patient kitty grin [Chorus] We are the Chomp-ions my friends And we'll keep on chewing till the end We are the Chomp-ions We are the Chomp-ions For Churus and kitty treats For salmon and chicken feasts 'Cause we are the Chomp-ions of food! [Verse] A whiff of roasted chicken, and his nose points to the sky A sniff of tuna goodness, and he's trotting right on by He follows every fragrance, like a captain charts the sea Searching for the yummiest discoveries to be And if it's finally feeding time, and everyone's around He may block a furry traffic lane, without a single sound Not because he's mean at all, he simply thinks it's true That the first official sampling rights, belong to Captain Chu [Verse] Now if Captain Chu believes, the serving spot is his He'll park his fluffy body, where the tastiest dinner is He doesn't fuss or fight, he simply holds his ground Waiting for the yummy treasures, that are finally coming round [Bridge] I've smelled the treats of ages I've dreamed of Churus too I've waited through temptation For a little squeeze or two The crunchy ones The chewy ones The salmon and seafood crew There's a whole world full of snacks For Captain Chu [Final Chorus] We are the Chomp-ions my friends And we'll keep on chewing till the end We are the Chomp-ions We are the Chomp-ions For kitty treats divine For Churus squeezed on time We are the Chomp-ions We are the Chomp-ions For salmon and chicken feasts For all the tastiest treats We are the Chomp-ions of food! [Outro] Captain Chu is waiting politely Captain Chu is drooling slightly Captain Chu sees a Churu GET OUT OF THE WAY!
