[Female Vocal, Retro Surf-Funk, Handclaps] [Intro | Gang Vocals, Count-In, Handclaps] Hup! Two! Three! Freeze! (Hoo-hah!) Shake it loose Hup! Two! Three! Freeze! [Verse 1 | Female Vocal, Playful, Slap Bass] The mountain's been coughing since a quarter to nine blowing little smoke rings, honey, flirting with mine the radio man says pack a bag and run but the highway's bumper-chrome from here to kingdom come so I curled my hair and I buffed up my shoes got one good dress and a dance to choose and you, leaning on the jukebox like you own the place with soot across your cheekbone, Lord, what a face [Pre-Chorus | Building, Call and Response, Handclaps] Is it hot in here? (It's the mountain, babe!) Is it getting near? (Every minute, babe!) Then come in close, strike a pose they can keep [Chorus | Anthemic Chorus, Gang Vocals, Stop-Time] Dig us up dancing! (Freeze!) Two thousand years and we're still romancing (Freeze!) When they dust us off with a tiny brush let 'em find us cheek to cheek and blushing Dig us up dancing! (Hey!) Shoulders high and the knees advancing (Hey!) Arms flung wide for the final blast everybody do the Plaster Cast! [Post-Chorus | Stop-Time, Gang Vocals] Hup! Two! Three! Freeze! (Hold it!) Hup! Two! Three! Freeze! (Hold it!) [Verse 2 | Female Vocal, Sassy, Vibraphone] Now the floor goes rumble and the glasses go clink the drummer keeps the tremors on the two, I think you dipped me so low I could feel the ground hum said "baby, if we're fossils, let's be fabulous ones" I won't sit sulking in a museum case let the tourists wish that they'd been in our place so tilt your hat, give the future a wink keep that grin and never once blink [Pre-Chorus | Building, Call and Response, Handclaps] Is it hot in here? (It's the mountain, babe!) Is it getting near? (Every minute, babe!) Then come in close, strike a pose they can keep [Chorus | Anthemic Chorus, Gang Vocals, Stop-Time] Dig us up dancing! (Freeze!) Two thousand years and we're still romancing (Freeze!) When they dust us off with a tiny brush let 'em find us cheek to cheek and blushing Dig us up dancing! (Hey!) Shoulders high and the knees advancing (Hey!) Arms flung wide for the final blast everybody do the Plaster Cast! [Bridge | Breakdown, Bass and Handclaps, Call and Response] Left foot to the ashtray (Left foot!) right foot to the moon (Right foot!) wiggle like the lava (Wiggle!) dip me, dip me soon (Dip!) Now stay put... stay put... (Don't you breathe!) statue-still... statue-still... (For posterity!) [Chorus | Key Change, Belting Chorus, Energy: High] Dig us up dancing! (Freeze!) Two thousand years and we're still romancing (Freeze!) When they dust us off with a tiny brush let 'em find us cheek to cheek and blushing Dig us up dancing! (Hey!) Shoulders high and the knees advancing (Hey!) Arms flung wide for the final blast everybody do the Plaster Cast! [Outro | Gang Vocals, Handclaps, Stop-Time] Hup! Two! Three! Freeze! Dig us up, dig us up, dig us up dancing Hup! Two! Three! Freeze! [End]


