Girl you see all these boys checkin' out my first edition copy of Orthodoxy from 1908 [chorus] All the boys wanna read my GKC, GKC, GKC All the boys wanna read my GKC, can't ya see? You ain't gettin' nunna this Chesterton Boyeeee [verse] they wanna trifle with my Tremendous trifles wanna get down with me and my Father Brown Like I'll scream Man Alive when I see them read Like they some Everlasting Man--Gilbert please! [chorus] All the boys wanna read my GKC, GKC, GKC All the boys wanna read my GKC, can't ya see? It's about time you stopped staring at my Chesterton Boyeeee [verse] All these toxic boys wanna get paradoxical like Mr. Pond, take a dip read on straight up get Eugenic like it ain't evil I'll divorce you boyeeee (and other evils) [bridge] This ain't no way to treat a girl What's wrong with the world? What's wrong with the world? This ain't no way to treat a girl What's wrong with the world? What's wrong with the world? Man Alive! You ain't gettin' nunna this Chesterton Boyeeee All the boys wanna read my GKC, GKC, GKC All the boys wanna read my GKC, GKC, GKC All the boys wanna read my GKC, GKC, GKC All the boys wanna read my GKC, GKC, GKC
