Born To Be Your Leader

I was born in a thunderstorm Taught myself math before I was born They gave me gold when I was two Just for bein’ me (what else could they do?) Now I walk like a king through the checkout line Talk so fast, I confuse AI Every mirror winks when I pass Even my shadow thinks I’m badass Born to be your leader Built like a genius cheetah Dance like a broken heater Born to be your - (what?) - LEADER! I once solved peace in a dream I had Trained my cat to play dead and bad I send emails with my mind And I win arguments every time They put my face on a sandwich bun Just ‘cause they knew - I’m the one Einstein called, said “I give up” And I just nodded, sippin’ from my victory cup Born to be your leader Cooler than your uncle’s Vespa Sharper than a plastic cleaver Born to be your - (ha!) - LEADER! I didn’t choose greatness. Greatness panicked and chose me. And now… here we are. Born to be your leader Cooler than your uncle’s Vespa Sharper than a plastic cleaver Born to be your - (ha!) - LEADER! Born to be your leader Brain like a fried computer Mood like a karaoke preacher Born to be your... Born to be your... Born to be YOUR LEADER!