[Verse] Candy-coated knows-it-alls, Spinning webs in lecture halls. Catchphrases and virtue calls, Echo chambers, big snowfalls. [Chorus] Post-Marxist cotton candy, Sprinkling outrage pretty handy. Sleeping minds, so contraband-y, Smiling wide but oh, so sandy. [Verse] Cancel circus, clowns and tricks, Outrage spreading, fast and quick. Think tanks full of bad nostalgics, Twitter wars, toxic optics. [Chorus] Woke mobs in a technicolor haze, Skipping free speech, different phase. Marching proudly in their craze, In that memorable, quirky gaze. [Verse] Lectures overflowing guff, Truth, they say, ain't quite enough. Preaching from their moral puff, Wisdom buried under fluff. [Chorus] Post-Marxist cotton candy, Sprinkling outrage pretty handy. Sleeping minds, so contraband-y, Smiling wide but oh, so sandy.
