Victory Against the Wild Beasts

Good Lords, gentle Ladies, I am a minstrel for the glory of Hockey, for the land of the Holy Flannel, in the Kingdom of Hockey. Tarasenko may well have challenged our knights in the first period of the epic, Saint Phillip Danault, with his short strike, came to astonish the citizens of the court. Saint Josh and Saint Kaiden supported this epic deed. Sir Alexandre Carrier, this saint of assumed nobility, was carried forward by the sustaining strength of Saint Mike and Saint Ivan. Brock Faber sought to silence us, but Saint Lane Hutson, supported by Saint Ivan and Saint Jayden, brought forth a third goal, overtaking an enemy moved to see his strength slipping away. But Tarasenko, that villain of the beginning, returned to cry victory in the middle of the street. Yet fantastically, offensively, our domination found its crowning moment. Saint Cole was victorious; Saint Nick and Saint Lane helped him seize the victory. Go Habs Go, go, valiant Knights of the Holy Flannel! Go, vigorous makers of victory, brave players of an offensive strategy, brave distributors of energy! Go Habs Go, Go Go Go Go Go Habs Go Go Go Go Go! Alleluia! Victory to our Heroes!