I LOVE BOOBIES I LOVE ZUMIEZ [INTRO] [crunchy guitar, blown-out synth, skate-video drums] Ayy… New shirt. New board. Same idiot. I love boobies… I love Zumiez. [VERSE 1] I love boobies, I love Zumiez Walk in the mall, everybody knows me Fresh new tee and my shoes look goofy But somehow the girls still think I’m groovy Black snapback, sticker on the brim Walk past the racks like, “What they got in?” She said, “That’s ugly.” I said, “That’s sick.” Then she stole my hat And she wouldn’t give it back. [PRE-CHORUS] Skate shop Food court Parking lot After dark New fit New kicks Same crew Same shit [HOOK] I LOVE BOOBIES! I LOVE ZUMIEZ! I LOVE GIRLS WITH ATTITUDE! I LOVE BOOBIES! I LOVE ZUMIEZ! I LOVE BEING YOUNG AND RUDE! Boobies! Zumiez! Boobies! Zumiez! THAT’S THE VIBE! [VERSE 2] Got five bucks and a coupon code Still walking around like I bought the whole store She got a skateboard, I got a board We hit the parking lot and start a little war Sticker on my laptop, band on my tee Everybody asking, “Who the fuck is he?” I said, “Nobody.” She said, “That’s me.” Then we laughed so hard We couldn’t even breathe. [PRE-DROP] Z-Z-Z-ZUMIEZ B-B-B-BOOBIES S-S-S-SKATEBOARD LET’S GO! [DROP] I LOVE BOOBIES! I LOVE ZUMIEZ! I LOVE BOOBIES! I LOVE ZUMIEZ! SKATE! SHOP! TURN UP! DON’T STOP! [VERSE 3] Mall closes, but we ain’t going home Everybody piling in the old sedan She got her new hoodie, I got mine too She said, “You look stupid.” I said, “You do too.” That’s love. Probably. [BRIDGE] New shoes. New board. New crush. No money. Still good. [FINAL HOOK] I LOVE BOOBIES! I LOVE ZUMIEZ! I LOVE GIRLS WITH ATTITUDE! I LOVE BOOBIES! I LOVE ZUMIEZ! I LOVE BEING YOUNG AND RUDE! BOOBIES! ZUMIEZ! BOOBIES! ZUMIEZ! [OUTRO] Mall rats. Skate rats. Broke boys. Pretty girls. Zumiez closes at nine. We’re staying till ten.