(One kill left, boys! We are about to take the tournament win!) (Yo, your ping is nine hundred, you're frozen) (Wait, the router light is blinking red, NO! NOT THE RED LIGHT!) We had the enemy pinned against the wall Five seconds left until the final curtain fall My finger was steady on the plastic mouse The biggest moment in this rented house Then on the bookshelf underneath the books The little black box gave the dirtiest of looks The green LED that was shining so proud Flickered three times and let out a cloud The screen froze up in the heat of the game My character stuck like a picture in a frame (RECONNECT! RECONNECT THE SERVER!) The screen is buffering in frozen white The cable company has ruined my night Offline, standing in the dark alone (In the dark) The flashing red light on the telephone (On the phone) Offline, five seconds from the win (From the win) The whole network in the county is thin (System thin) Unplug the power and count down to ten (Count to ten) Hoping that the green light comes back again (Back again) I dropped to my knees on the hardwood floor Crawled through the cords by the bedroom door I grabbed the little black transformer plug Puffed out the dust from the braided rug I stared at the clock for sixty long ticks Praying for digital electronic fixes My teammate is calling on my mobile cell Telling me we lost in the tournament well (Bro, you disconnected! They eliminated us!) (WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!) The screen is buffering in frozen white The cable company has ruined my night Offline, standing in the dark alone (In the dark) The flashing red light on the telephone (On the phone) Offline, five seconds from the win (From the win) The whole network in the county is thin (System thin) Unplug the power and count down to ten (Count to ten) Hoping that the green light comes back again (Back again) (All I wanted was thirty megabytes, just thirty megabytes of love) (Touch some grass.) Offline, standing in the dark alone (In the dark) The flashing red light on the telephone (On the phone) Offline, five seconds from the win (From the win) The whole network in the county is thin (System thin) Unplug the power and count down to ten (Count to ten) Hoping that the green light comes back again (Back again) (Oh, now it works) (Offline, yeah) (Reset the modem)
