[v1] When I was seventeen I met the girl of my dreams She was sweet and innocent like no one I've seen I took a chance and took her out soon enough I had no doubt that she would be my wife and we'd have the perfect life [V2] She bought me a birthday gift the very next year It was the "Slippery When Wet" album and I couldn't wait to hear She didn't know the band So I played her a song but when she heard his angel voice then everything went wrong cause now [ch] My wife's in love with Jon Bon Jovi! Look at that body how does he find time to play? My wife's in love with Jon Bon Jovi! Every time he smiles I can feel her slip away She knows when he's on tv and sees all his interviews She can't be found when he's in town Man, it's giving me the blues I got no one else to blame but me Cause she loves Jon Bon Jovi [V3] It started out so innocent At first I was the man But little did I know her love was slipping through my hand She'd hear a song on the radio like "Never Say Goodbye" And soon she'd be all over me So good I'd almost cry But it wasn't me she was lovin' on I was merely playing host she'd scream "Oh Jon!" a dozen times and I couldn't even boast because [ch] My wife's in love with Jon Bon Jovi! His teeth are so white They're seen from the moon My wife's in love with Jon Bon Jovi! If I don't see him act again it'll be way too soon She knows when he's on tv and sees all his interviews She can't be found when he's in town Man, it's giving me the blues I got no one else to blame but me Cause she loves Jon Bon Jovi [br] Oh, How could I have been so wrong? Oh, I never should have played that song! [ch] My wife's in love with Jon Bon Jovi! Look at that body how does he find time to play? My wife's in love with Jon Bon Jovi! Every time he smiles I can feel her slip away She knows when he's on tv and sees all his interviews She can't be found when he's in town Man, it's giving me the blues I got no one else to blame but me Cause she loves Jon Bon Jovi I got no one else to blame but me cause she loves Jon Bon Jovi
