Mic Check—Too Loud? (Never!)

[Intro – Mike on the mic] Yo, is this thing on? (IT’S ON!) Is it too loud? (NEVER!) One-two, one-two— (WE HEAR YOU!) Let’s make a mess! [Verse 1] I stepped on stage with my boots untied, Amp blew out and the speakers cried— "Mike, turn it down!" but I said, "Why try?" I only bring noise when the vibe runs dry. (TOO LOUD?) Never! (GOIN' HOME?) Never! (YOU GONNA CHILL?) Never! (THIS BEAT STILL?) Never! [Chorus – Call & Response] Mike check! (One two!) Mike check! (What it do?) Mike check! (Louder, please!) Mike check! (Shake the trees!) Too loud? Never! Too wild? Clever! Can we stop now? Never ever ever! [Verse 2] Knobs all twisted, meters in red, Bass so thicc it shook the shed— My neighbor said, “That’s a noise complaint!” I said, “No sir, that’s a funky saint.” (DIAL IT BACK?) Never! (TURN IT UP?) Forever! (DOCTOR WHO?) Beatstine clever! (TAKE A BREAK?) Not now, never! [Bridge – Spoken Word Breakdown] This ain’t no TED Talk. This is a head-knock. This is Mike on the mic With a tickin’ time clock. Ready to blow? (LET’S GO!) [Final Chorus – Extended] Mike check! (One two three!) Mike check! (Yell with me!) Mike check! (LOUD AND FREE!) Mike check! (NEVER LOW-KEY!) Too loud? Never! Still proud? Forever! Turn it down? Nah, not ever! [Outro – Crowd Chant] Mike check! (MIKE CHECK!) Dr. Beatstine! (NEVER WRECKED!)