[Intro] hyperspace hardstop system: unknown destination: unreachable [Computer buttons beep and boop] [Interlude 1] re routing re routing re routing re routing re routing re re re re re re rererererererererererereeeeeeee error error error error [Acid, melody, bax, and baseline run] calibrating cal ih brating cogitating cogitating ruminating ruminating not panicking not panicking do not be alarmed do not be [Drop 1 brief pause before climax swings in] error error error error fuel low fuel l-error error error [Interlude 2] location: black hole zeta status of crew: all life signs stable status of ship: error error error error error new route locked. [Break - all sounds except for a distant alarm and an ethereal pad drop out] [friendly speaking female] "Hiya! im val your on ship a.i.! how cool! it appears weve taken a somewhat, hehe, PERMANENT detour. we will now be joining sight sounds and time on a craaaaazy trip. strap in. keep your arms and legs in the rows, and please turn off your neuralink before we proceed. thank you. and have a great flight! thanks for spacing with united!" [*a crowd screams in fear*] [Drop 2 brief pause before mutating climax crashes in] [one male voice answering someone we dont hear. NOT CALL AND ASNSWER. ONE VOICE. ONLY ONE VOICE. NO OTHER FUCKING VOICE. STOP BURNING CREDITS WITH A CALL AND ANSWER I HAVE PROHIBITED] [Reverse riser sectio. Decending deep towards fhe final drop] "black hole" "supermassive bummer " "took our trip back home and make it like last summer "you know at your mothers" "i know" "no i know" "im sorry dear" "yes " "yes" "no" "noooooo" "no i dont think you are like your mother" [Brief pause] "dear" "we are inside of a black hole" "do we have to talk about your mother" [Drop 3 most intense and wild of the drops. Inverted into blackness] "thank y-" "you want to talk about my mother...." "of course" "yes" "yes" "yes" "yes" "yes dear" "sorry" "yes " "no" "n-yes" "you are RIGHT" "YES" "YES" "OH MY GOD YES" "I" "....." "....I am sorry i yelled" "no i do not want to leave you, what?" "what does fondue have to do with....." "of course" "i am sorry I did not cancel the trip. you are right" "one moment dear" "excuse me miss?" "is that the emergency airlock?" YES [airlock opens sound effect] [*AIRLOCK OPENS*] [*AIRLOCK CLOSES*] "SIR YOU CA-" [*AIRLOCK OPENS*] [Final acid, melody, pad, synth, and baseline run] [Random heavy metal neoclassical 7 string guitar shredding a solo through to the end] [Dark childrens choir] Hwuaaaaaaaa ha aaaaahhhhhh Ahhh haaa aaaaaa Buuuu buuu deee doo doo aah do ee ouu ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ba [END]
