[Intro] Yeah… Lights, camera, meltdown. This ain't Hollywood, this Looney-wood. [Verse 1] Red carpet lookin' like a psych ward hallway, padded and velvet, Oscars turn gobstoppers, jaw droppin' on Twitter like lizards. They quote "great power" then abuse it in the next post, Superhero movie star, zero hero, extra-edgy neck roast. You played a genius hacker? Cool, now log off the planet, 'Cause you campaignin' like a senator for flat-earth granite. Method act on meth and act like that's just "artistic risk." Studio call sheet read: "One actor, three crazies." [Hook] They all cartoon characters, lines traced in the laminate, Big heads, tiny hearts, whole frame outta calibration. Talk tough on the 'Gram, but they fragile as cellophane, Looney Tunes suits in a nation that's losin' patience. They all cartoon characters, mouths runnin' like animators, Eyes buggy, brain fuzzy, every thought exaggerated. From the A-list to the cameo, same over-acted damage though, Welcome to the channel: "Celebrities Gone Animated." [Verse 2] Watch 'em "method" into madness for the box-office haul, Then forget which mask is theirs when the cameras fall. You did a war flick, played a vet, now you tweet like a vet, Talkin' "revolution," never caught a bruise, not a speck. They talk "mental health awareness" from a yacht in the bay, While they staff work suicide shifts for minimum pay. Say "do your own research" then they Google from a sink. 'Til the handcuffs match your tux on the red carpet carpet. [Hook] (repeat) [Bridge] Maybe we the crazy ones for feedin' 'em attention, Treat folk actin' like cartoons like they genuine legends. We turn clowns to kings, give 'em thrones made of mentions, Then act shocked when they juggle with our whole damn tension. [Outro] Roll credits on the breakdown, pan out from the scene, Bunch of million-dollar mascots actin' out of they means. If the world's a big screen and we live in the frame, Then these stars just doodles drawn around our pain. So when they act like cartoons, don't be shocked they absurd— They just ink and voice-over, we the ones givin' 'em words.
