[Verse 1] I went to the pub with a guy named Tony, Sharp with a pen and never too phony. "Just one pint," I said with a grin, Now it’s ten past ten and we're three sheets in! [Chorus] Ohhh how did we get to eleven eleven? Weren’t we just talkin’ 'bout SQL in heaven? We started with code and we ended in this song, With Tony and Tonie the night is always long! [Verse 2] He edits my drafts, my commas, my slang, Fixes my prose with a gentle bang. But give him a pint and he talks like a bard, Quotin’ old stories in the pub's backyard! [Chorus] Ohhh how did we get to eleven eleven? We’re two Techie fools under digital heaven. From GitHub commits to the stout in our glass, We recorded a show then fell on our—[pause]—arse! [Bridge] (spoken) "One more?" said Tony. "Just one more?" said I. Next thing you know we’re reviewing beers instead of PRs. [Verse 3] We film every week, the Tony & Tonie Show, Discussing CI/CD and what devs should know. But tonight it’s no scripts, no lights, no mic, Just a jukebox and stories and a well-pulled pint. [Final Chorus] Ohhh how did we get to eleven eleven? Was it four or five rounds? Or maybe seven? We came for a chat, left with legends and cheer, Here’s to Tony and Tonie and another round, dear! [Outro – group shout] To Tony and Tonie — may your branches never conflict!
